- Holden Caulfield: Hey I just met you
- Holden Caulfield: and this is crazy
- Holden Caulfield: but anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around - nobody big, I mean - except me. And I'm standing on the edge of some crazy cliff. What I have to do, I have to catch everybody if they start to go over the cliff - I mean if they're running and they don't look where they're going I have to come out from somewhere and catch them. That's all I do all day. I'd just be the catcher in the rye and all. I know it's crazy, but that's the only thing I'd really like to be.
- Holden Caulfield: so don't even call me, you're a phony
i want to go on a long drive while listening to fall out boy and eating taco bell and then sitting on the beach and talking about nothing important
(via xfromyesterday)
I didn’t make this, but I thought it needed to be re-uploaded.
i like that they’re holding hands too
Hello Ian.
i just spat all over my keyboard
omg brent
(Source: ferard5eva, via p-a-n-i-c-d-i-s-o-r-d-e-r)
I’m so proud of my little brother. First thing he wanted to do when he got his laptop was for me to put Portal and Portal 2 on it.
:’)
Proudest moment of my life.
My little sister is so selfish.
She got a new laptop from one aunt for graduation, and Nook Tablet from another aunt, and thinks my mom needs to get her an iPad…
Also, with the laptops my uncle added one thingy to make the wireless better on a laptop, and she doesn’t let my other two little brothers use it at all, even though it was for all three of them…


